you will be first against the wall

people who go to gigs and:
• talk all the way thru
• show up late and push to the front - "my mates are up there" yeah right
• 'sing' along to every song at the top of their voices - it's not singing, it's shouting
• squeeze into a tiny space in front of you so that their 7' tall head is millimeters from the front of your face
• can't stand there for more than 10 minute without having to go to the bar or the toilet
• talk. all the way thru.
• blow smoke in peoples faces
• watch the entire gig thru the screen on their mobile fone so they can have crappy video of random lights and inaudible noise
• phone their mates and try to have a conversation about how fantastic their favourite song is, meaning that they and all the people around can't hear the bloody thing
• talk all the bloody way through, especially during the quiet songs. shut. the. fuck. up.