so far today, i have eaten...

some english muffins
lots of lovely home-made sushi
2 donuts with chocolate on top
half a mango
an apple
a mini crunchie
a mini dairy milk

an extra half hour at the gym every day this week i think. being healthy is no fun

beep beep

along with a disproportionally high number of blog posts from me today there is also a disproportionally high number of cunts on the road today. i'm not gonna apologise for using that particular word because it's factually accurate. was it official let your braindead best friend drive day today and i missed the memo or something? if natural selection was getting it's job right, then they'd all be in a massive pile up together. cocks. in other news the sainsburys near me has got a clever new sign up that tell you when you're arriving along with nice little read out of your number plate and what time you need to leave the car park before getting a seventy quid fine. is it me or is that a little bit 1984? little robot cameras recording you and recording it in a little database. not good. while we're on sainsburys am i the only one who's incapable of opening up those bloody plastic bags. tesco ones are easy peasy but for some reason those little orange bastards are a nightmare. the overeager checkout monkey had already scanned more or less everything before he had to help me open the first bag like some kind of invalid. rant over.

i don't like mondays

after such an ace weekend, monday morning was never going to be good but today's been exceptionally rubbish so far. traffic was amazingly bad and now i'm here our servers are down so there's not a lot i can do. which is probably why i'm writing this which isn't likely to be one of the most entertaining posts in the history of blogs. but then that's probably continuing the trend of mediocrity for this blog. i might think of something more interesting to write later if everything stays broke. but i doubt it.