aaaah!

now it's fucking slade courtesy of argos! time to throw the remote away and write a book or something

don't forget santa

it's the middle of october and i've just had to listen to mariah bleeding carey chirping on about what she wants for christmas thanks to those pikey sofa peddlers dfs. it's bad enough having to tolerate the hideous shrieking banshee for a couple of weeks in december but putting xmas songs in your adverts 2 months early is just not on. i suppose it's an omen of things to come as everyone works themselves up into a lather over JC's birthday. happy days.