so knives out | cook him up | squash his head

i've got a stupid big bandage thing on my left index finger. yesterday i intelligently managed to slide a chunk of it off with a scalpel. which unsurprisingly resulted in a fair bit of blood. and swearing. lots of swearing. and it still hurts like a bastard. changing the dressing this morning wasn't much fun. the cut'd attached itself pretty firmly to the dressing so there was reasonable amount of ripping required to seperate the two. which resulted in another fair bit of blood. and a little more swearing. i couldn't really bring myself to look at it too closely but it wasn't green or anything. i'm sure it'll eventually return to normal, but in the meantime i'm walking about looking like an extra from an episode of fingermouse entitled 'fingermouse goes to hospital'. which isn't a good look. and i bet you anything it'll glow like a bastard under uv lights if i'm out this weekend.