miracle midget mechanics

while i'm on the subject of taking your car to get sorted, where is it exactly that garages get (and hide) their midgets. when you go in, everyone appears to be of fairly normal dimensions, but how come when you get your car back the seat it always so far forwards it could only have been being driven by a fun-size person. as far as i can see, there are a couple of possibilities. firstly, there could have been some kind of mass, wonkaesque expedition to a far off land where hoards of angry locals were rounded up to be shipped off to worship at the altar of kwikfit. alternatively it could be the principle cast members of snow white and the seven dwarfs getting work during the obviously difficult downtime between the middle of january and the beginning of december. i think i might test that theory by taking my car in sometime in december just to see. i suppose it could be also be jeanette krankie trying to make ends meet since television's passion for transvestite midgets waned somewhat in the late eighties, although she does seem to be good at finding work because she seems to work shifts at every bloody garage i go to if it is her. they really shouldn't keep whichever part of the vertically challenged community hidden away though. i can ony imagine they keep them locked in filing cabinets when needed, and that, to be honest, is just not on!